{"id":612,"date":"2009-05-07T20:28:34","date_gmt":"2009-05-08T04:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/doink.mreh.net\/?p=612"},"modified":"2009-05-07T20:28:34","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T04:28:34","slug":"the-adventurers-new-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/?p=612","title":{"rendered":"The Adventurer&#8217;s New Clothes?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most of this entry isn&#8217;t as much about my progress or frustrations in the game, as it is about some weird things I have been thinking about concerning the game. I have been doing a lot of writing and doodling about some of the things I have been writing for my personal enjoyment, and one thing I always found strange was just explaining how the hell armor and weapons are fit to size of a particular race or how weapons magically shrink and expand.<\/p>\n<p>If you are a Taru and EVER wielded a great sword, you will kind of know what I am talking about. If you don&#8217;t but are a Taru, try this: equip a great sword and then engage in an enemy and see the size difference! I could equate it to something rather perverse, but I would rather not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And what about the wyvern helm? One of the ingredients is for a wyvern skull that drops off of Hurricane Wyverns that, if I am not mistaken, are able to swallow a Taru in one gulp. So, how the heck can a Taru fit that thing on their head without being crushed by it? I already came up with an explanation for that, but I think I will be pelted by hardcore DRG lovers if I told them that maybe their pet could one day end up on the head of some large headed Taru melee trying to up their damage a little more than a toothpick stabbing into your foot (which actually hurts if you do it hard enough).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I was going to write about BRD, BLM, and um&#8230; stuff&#8230; but&#8230; now I think I am going to be running away after seeing blood spurting out after watching Grey&#8217;s Anatomy (I don&#8217;t usually watch TV; I was just here with my laptop trying to write). Yes, I am squeamish. BLECH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of this entry isn&#8217;t as much about my progress or frustrations in the game, as it is about some weird things I have been thinking about concerning the game. I have been doing a lot of writing and doodling &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mreh.net\/?p=612\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[69],"tags":[228],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mreh.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}